Hump Day!

I had an eventful lunch:

-I went to my therapist, as always, and cried a bucket of tears. What da feck, heh? I blame it on PMS. That explains almost everything.

-At the professional building, after seeing Dr. M, I saw this small groundhog, happily nibbling on something. So adorable! Not at all like the one who eats all the greenery in my backyard, and gives me an evil toothy look, almost like he farted, didn’t realize it, and was like “who farted?” Yeah, we’ll talk about that sneaky skunk some other time. I’ve got issues with him/her.

-On my ride back, saw a guy in a car weaving in and out of lanes, tailgating me and a few other drivers. Hello? Monkey Breath, no matter how much you try, that little white car will never fly, nor will Route 80 ever be the Indy 500 you dream of. I bet he wasn’t even wearing a seat belt. Double tsk with a big scoff.

-Stopped by Starbucks. Oy. Got a small sandwich, and a tall cinnamon dolce vita petit poisson au gratin with a lemon twist crap-puccino. There goes my budget…Pfffft.