Thursday, May 22, 2008

Just Say No to “Sex”!

It’s NOT what you think. Seriously. The show “So You Think You Can Dance” started its new season tonight, and Sex is back! If you’ve never watched the show, you really don’t know what you’re missing…well…Sex, actually!

Sex (born David), is a misguided young man with a severe case of the loopy loos. It’s ok if you don’t have the moves that could potentially impregnate any female in the audience (even lesbianas), but to truly believe you are a decent dancer, when you resemble a cat coughing up a hairball in the middle of a seizure, now that’s just wrong.

Going back to the show, it is truly great entertainment, and the dancing is just amazing. I wish I could dance as beautifully as some of the contestants. Not to brag here, but I did do a killer dance and sing along to Maniac from the movie Flash Dance. Sure my cats didn’t appreciate my effort, and pretended not to know me. Jealous much kitties?

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