My New @$%$##ing Toy

I decided it would be a great idea to follow the painful process of removing the stray hairs on my eyebrows with a pair of tweezers, to capturing the ones on my legs with a machine that rips a million hairs in a second. Ahhh lovely.

I tried it for a second, and I was like “cool beans”. It didn’t seem to hurt nearly as much as waxing my legs myself. Hopefully, I would be able to do both legs in one day, unlike the time I decided to try hot wax on one, and didn’t have the courage to do the other. Or when I tried cold wax, felt too sorry for my bikini area, removed whatever green stuff I could with water, and put on my pantyhose. Needless to say, there was lots of stickiness for a very long time. I just kept hoping an episode of Post-Traumatic Stress would not ensue later in life.

Ok, clearly doing both legs in one day is madness! That "o, this is not so bad" feeling didn’t last too long. Holy crap. Ok, it’s not as bad as hot wax, but O MY. Me no likey pain!!! Little rotten, conniving weapon of mass destruction. You and your bloody sparkles. Blue devil.