Ahh summer is almost here. And with that, comes the ultra important decision regarding tanning. So, do I go with the sunless tan lotion or go pale this summer? Personally, I kind of like to stay away from the sun. It’s not so skin-friendly.
A “tan” (I use the term very loosely…I just mean the barely there hint of color) really brings out the dark green in my eyes, makes my freckles more noticeable, and gives me that “she’s-not-really-anemic” look. Fabulous!
My project for the long weekend was to start dyeing my legs. Yesterday, I dabbed some Yergens (name changed to protect its identity), all over, inhaling the sweet scent of fake tan. I didn’t see much difference at first, but I knew today, when I woke up, I would see some color. Yippieeeeee!
Alrighty. I’m not exactly sure where I went wrong with the application, but I went wrong all over. There are splotches of orange. Everywhere. Splotches. Not only that, but between my left ankle and foot, there are three streaks of darker orange. Did I scratch that color into my skin? Did I do it in my sleep?
I’m jaundiced, jaundiced!!!
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