Painting the Patio Red

I’ve been slightly intrigued by a certain commercial on TV. Maybe you’ve seen it? It’s the one where a couple is preparing for some party, and is discussing the condition of their patio. More specifically, their paving stones are looking rather weathered, unlike the pavers this other vendor uses/sells.…

I’m not sure if the advertiser meant for the audience to feel “sorry” for the couple, but it got me thinking. O poor, pathetic husband/wife…Such a lavish backyard, planning an outdoor party, and they cannot afford to get someone to spruce up the patio. Obviously, color blind as well, because they are using bright red paint. Sad, very sad. I feel like crying. Where’s my damn Zoloft???