I am seeeeeething. All this anger, so early in the day? Why, what has he done already? He was “playing” with the Nissan this weekend, supposedly only doing an oil change. This morning, I’m ready to go to work, and the car doesn’t start. Mother trucker.
I open the middle garage door, to get my car out, and all of a sudden, I spot a little bird’s nest up on top, on the other garage. O, how sweet! And look, there are many other nests! Over 8! Wow, how adorable.
Little babies…O, what da? What’s that over there? It’s a bed? Why is there a dismantled bed in the garage? It looks very small. Is it a twin? Oh…must be STEX getting ready for his parents to move in…Hold up.
What da fuck?! It’s a crib. Oooo my eyes are crossing, I’m seeing red, ooo I’m getting ready to speak in tongues…Breathe…breathe…heeee heeeee hoooooo heeee heee hoooooooooo…foot up his ass…heeeee heeeeee fooooot up his aaaaassssssssss
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