Wardrobe Malfunctions - Pantyhose

I've suffered quite a few wardrobe malfunctions over the years. Lately, I've been more in tune with my struggle with pantyhose.

Now, I get them at least a size bigger. The theory behind it is that they will be less likely to roll down and expose my ass to some fresh air (well, that's a whole other post) if they are big enough to pull up to my chest. However, pantyhose combined with equally falling uderwear still results in serious tugging.

While having yet another brilliant monologue, I came to the conclusion that my pantyhose-pulling and leg side-kick combo (in the hopes it will facilitate retrieval of said culprit), isn’t quite as sexy as I had imagined.

Ahh, live and learn...Live and learn...