Some Lay Golden Eggs...

Me? I've laid silver. Boy, what a surprise it is, when you pay your respects to the porcelain queen, and there it appears. A little speck of aluminum foil. Hmm must pay more attention to what I eat.

Gahhhh Poop Again!!!

Of course it had to happen in the morning...When I'm rushing out the door to get to work. I noticed the poop on Sushi's tail. Again. Dang.

I grabbed a whole bunch of baby wipes, and there I went to work - following the kitty around the house, as he managed to escape my many attempts to squeeze that tail between the wipes. I finally got a big piece of "it".

I also discovered that by now, it wasn't just on his tail...It was on my s-CRAP-booking board AND on the window sill. All over the place.

I cleaned up the mess, went to work, and sometime during the morning, had the brilliant idea of googling "cat poop on tail". Don't ask me why. I'm prone to curiosity and googling. Sometimes, not a good combination. Also not something you want to mix in --- getting screenshots, to illustrate some process or procedure.

It just so happens that I wanted to demonstrate to a salesperson and his client how people who register for our webcasts can test their systems before the live event. Unfortunately for me, the "cat poop on tail" was still in the google toolbar, and subsequently, it appeared in every single screenshot I pasted onto my word document. Luckily, I was able to spot the error of my ways and revised the images, but not before almost passing out in horror and giggles.

Ooo What's That Intestines?

The general tso's chicken I had for lunch at work did NOT agree with my intestines. Let's just say I made an exquisite objet d'art in le toilet, and I'll be dedicating it to some of the people on "my list".

You're welcome!

The Hyenas

Ok, it's time to sit down, call for a family meeting, and have a talk with my two furry girls about manners. They just don't have them, when it comes to food. I made fish and Sashimi and Pixie surrounded me like a pack of hungry hyenas that have not eaten in days.

Not only were they circling me, but they added on some crying for goodness' sake...Such drama queens. Should I mention they had JUST eaten their dinner when they were preying on mine???

Gahhhh Poop!

Just got poop on my hand. I was in the throne, thinking as usual, and Sushi came in to be petted. I started smelling something familiar (aka cat poo), and then I felt it on my hand. Great. Bad enough to get shit at work, eheheh, but now I'm getting it at home too!

Nice. Now I've got to chase my big cat with a baby wipe, so he doesn't spread his fortune all over the house.